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I set up a bunch of my short stories for people to read, over ten years ago. It came with a comments feature so that anyone who liked the story could read a comment. In that time, I have not received one single comment regarding my stories. Not a single one, but i have received hundreds of spam messages. A hearty fuck you to all the spammersm out there. rest assured Everyone hates you, you worthless parasite.
a hearty thanks to all the people who read my stories and enjoyed them and left me a message to say so. These people do not exist. As mentioned, in ten years I got hundreds of spams and not a single actual comment or message.
Child’s Play
A very short story that you can read in five minutes.
If all goes according to plan, it will haunt you for years afterwards.
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Tall Tale
While drinking in a strange tavern, our narrator meets a garrulous Irishman, who spins an improbable yarn about another time he was drinking in the same tavern. Big surprise, eh?
While drinking in a strange tavern, our narrator meets a garrulous Irishman, who spins an improbable yarn about another time he was drinking in the same tavern. Big surprise, eh?
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The Grapes of Math
A group of mathematicians must come to grips with the fact that someone else solved a long-standing mathematical mystery before they got a decent chance
A group of mathematicians must come to grips with the fact that someone else solved a long-standing mathematical mystery before they got a decent chance
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Escher Cookies
A young mother descends into a curious mental illness, dominated by obsessions with baking and M.C. Escher.
A young mother descends into a curious mental illness, dominated by obsessions with baking and M.C. Escher.
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Dinner Downstairs
A wizard finds himself in hell, dining with a demon. The conversation is fascinating, tainted only by his knowledge that he is destined to be dessert.
A wizard finds himself in hell, dining with a demon. The conversation is fascinating, tainted only by his knowledge that he is destined to be dessert.
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The Flip of a Coin
What if every time anyone flipped a coin, it always came up heads?
What if every time anyone flipped a coin, it always came up heads?
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A Claus to Remember
A very bratty child wreaks havoc one miserable Christmas morning.
A very bratty child wreaks havoc one miserable Christmas morning.
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Mindgames
It's the world championship match of Rock, Paper, Scissors, and the whole world is watching.
It's the world championship match of Rock, Paper, Scissors, and the whole world is watching.
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And here are a couple from guest author Thomas Breslin!
Hanukkah
Did the underdog victors of a legendary battle from ancient history have a little help?
Did the underdog victors of a legendary battle from ancient history have a little help?
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Watson's Dilemma
It's Sherlock Holmes' final case, and he'll never be able to solve it without assistance from the good Dr. Watson.
It's Sherlock Holmes' final case, and he'll never be able to solve it without assistance from the good Dr. Watson.
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